I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
In other news, I just burned my penis
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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