How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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