Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she pinky promised me she was 18
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
