She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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