Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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