The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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