I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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