so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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