me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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