You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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