just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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