i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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