i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Randomize
