As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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