I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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