Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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