dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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