I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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