i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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