People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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