Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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