dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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