I think I died a long time ago.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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