If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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