Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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