is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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