wake up i wanna do it froggy style
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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