so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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