I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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