Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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