The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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