maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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