and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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