is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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