how can u be prego again
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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