Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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