My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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