yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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