I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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