She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I didn't notice because vodka
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Randomize
