i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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