I think I just saw someone hide a body.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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