hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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