perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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