Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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