Are we in a gay sports bar?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You dont lie about slip and slides
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
The uberlube is also flammable
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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