week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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