Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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