I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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