By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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