We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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