yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
